<p>put <strong>kale stems</strong> in a tiny pan with a capful of sesame oil. did 50 push-ups. removed <strong>kale stems</strong> from tiny pan. replaced with half a block of <strong>tofu</strong>. put dishes away. added half a tin of <strong>garbanzo beans</strong>. applied garlic salt and tapatillo. got excited by hockey score while adding nutritional yeast and had a YEAST ACCIDENT</p>
<p><figure class="tmblr-full"><img alt="image" src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/baf221a5efbc3ee2f40fb4f546e34b7d/cbb71d97d4d379ee-6b/s540x810/85a145ed09e55aa6b3e489f8481bebc1b343e5e2.png" /></figure></p>
<p>in the alternate universe where yeast accident is my x-factor band name that is the cover of our eponymous first record.</p>
<p>(obviously I ate it anyway.)</p>